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Kitten News back again - almost.... - by Miss Stella, 25th March. 2007

KN is now on the come back trail after an unscheduled disaster in the world of practical life.

Following an exciting move which included enormous amounts of personal expenditure to pay incompetent people for unsatisfactory services, we have again survived to be able to pick up the pieces and fight again.

And by the looks of it, fight again we need to do.

What have you people been doing out there in our absence?

Filthy Marxism, feminism and matriarchal mayhem have been running amuck and seemingly unchallenged since we last published. Goodness me, you take a few months off, hoping the chaps can hold the line, and what happens? They lose the plot.

Oh well, never fear, we're back to start the fight afresh.

Don't expect too much too soon though folks, because we've got a lot of stuff to sort out yet. But at least we're here and we'll be trying to pump out something. Please just be patient.

Anyway, just check out these next items - it's all we've got for now. But hey, it's still good stuff!

Woman gets what she didn't expect - by Miss Stephanie, 26 March 2007

Here's a classic tale, with a twist, of how women manipulate sexually starved men into committing violence for their own purposes and greed.

The Age
Bondage video led to murder
Australia - "A man has told a Sydney court he strangled a woman because she tried to force him to commit an armed robbery."

Not unusual.

There are so many foolish and gullible men in prisons all across the globe today, because they were stupid enough to try to satisfy the insatiable desires of some greedy woman, who held sex out for them, like a carrot on a stick, for what they, the women, wanted for themselves - money, power and status.

These women, and there's millions of them, are too gutless to do their own dirty work for fear of being caught. So they cajole a victim, a man, who they hold to ransom at sexual gun point to do their bidding, commit a crime and take the responsibility and consequences of their own illicit ambitions, whilst all the time remaining in the shadows, staying "clean" of any criminal intent, innuendo or ultimate responsibility.

Should their manipulative ventures go wrong, as they most often do, they then cry and claim that they were simply innocent victims, who were led astray by a dastardly man, hell bent on criminal madness - but this time, this woman's scheming went seriously wrong, for her.

Of course, whether or not this man's allegations are truthful, we'll never know. That will be decided by a jury, a court, a pro-feminist judiciary and a misandrist prosecutor who will turn this "misogynist" perpetrator into an evil, savage and woman hating ghoul.

A very sick and shocking case all around.

But irrespective of the facts or the outcome, one thing is assured - the woman will be exonerated as a saint and the man will be damned to eternity within a prison system run by man-hating prison staff and self-loathing inmates who'll tear him apart as well as tear his balls off. That's how prisons work for men.

No one will see or admit - at least openly - that this man was the mindless victim of a very nasty, evil and demonic whore, a common conspirator and instigator of antisocial violence.

This sort of story is more common than it is ever declared or ever understood. Unfortunately for this woman, the man got half wise and took her criminal intent into his own hands, it would seem.

Of course, nothing in this case can be condoned. It's what happens when naive men are led into crime to satisfy a woman's greed, for which she'll promise him sexual favours and satisfaction beyond his wildest dreams, the promises of which he's never before experienced. The ultimate snow job used by women since the beginning of time to lure men to do women's violent ways.

But why do so many stupid men walk openly into this classical Venus trap?

I don't know, but this time, it seems, the man woke up half way through the nightmare and he put an end to it the best way that he saw fit. But it wasn't exactly what the woman had in mind.

This must stand as a cautionary tale for the women who tread this wicked path - and there's a lot of them out there.

You men beware.

Silly wet bitch zapped by stun gun - by Miss Stella, 25 March 2007

Oh my goodness. Wouldn't this bring tears to your eyes if you were wet, naked and in your bathroom and they zapped your big, wet, bouncy titties?

50,000 volts through your freshly tweaked and lotioned nipples.

Oh yes, that's really going to give you something of a thrill - to say the very least - if you're a woman.

The New Zealand Herald
Unarmed woman Tasered twice in wet bathroom
NZ - "The woman broke into a Titirangi home and barricaded herself in a bathroom on Tuesday evening, and although three officers were in attendance, police decided the best way to overpower and subdue her was with a Taser."

Anyway, it turns out that this bit of fluff deserved everything she got.

Mind you though, 50,000 volts in your bathroom suit is likely to give your erectile tissues a shock from which they may never recover. Need I say, but, I'm glad it was her and not me.

Besides, what ever happened to police just giving her the old fashioned thumping and king-hit that was coming to her? Are NZ police a pack of wimps or what?

Maybe they were trying to be politically correct and to be seen to be not hitting a woman. Whatever, 50,000 volts - oh yeah, think about it.

She was lucky she wasn't using her vibrator at the time. Just think about what could have happened then. Wouldn't that have given her a thrill?

But frankly, I think they should have given her a few hundred thousand volts, and a a big swag of amps as well to boot. That would have made her hair stand on end - at the very least.

That's all for now folks, see you all again soon.

Kitten News is a news review service for men who aren't ashamed to say they've got a pair. It discusses men, women, politics, the sex-war social issues, governance, law and order and any other bloody thing it likes too. It's run by Maximus and his world famous sexy all-girl cartoon crew and is funded by The Kitten Foundation, a non government organisation dedicated to the remedial training of wayward girls.

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The Australian
HREOC Australia tries to force freedom from choice for workers
"Disregarding the personal preferences of workers is essential to those committed to restructuring the workplace according to their own ideal one-size-fits-all model."

Daily Mail
Women are dependent on men
"According to Dr Nick Neave, an evolutionary psychologist from Northumbria University, not only do they [women] need men, they are fundamentally programmed to depend on them."

Sydney Morning Herald
Judge's wife fined for biting cop
Australia - "She [Joyce Wilhelmina Davies, wife of a Sydney District Court judge] 'was clearly infuriated and indignant [because she was a woman] regarding what she considered as the unlawful actions of the police'. She was also in pain and discomfort due to attempts to restrain her through her 'intentional' kicking and struggling."

M&C Science
Russian scientists predict new Ice Age in 50 years
Moscow - "Researchers with the Russian Academy of Sciences warned Wednesday that the Earth could be headed for a 60-year cooldown, the news agency Interfax reported."
[Hmm, fact or fiction?]

USA Today
Title IX used as academic weapon
"If the Education Department and National Science Foundation were strictly to impose Title IX compliance standards on academic science, we could see men's participation in math, physics, technology and engineering capped at the level of female interest. That would wreak havoc in fields that drive the economy and where the USA already lags other countries."

Men's News Daily
Feminist takeover of the U.N.
"We must realize that feminists are terrorists too. You cannot see their guns or bombs. Feminists use the invisible weapons of sexism, fear, misinformation, hate, and allegory to achieve the same level of control of entire societies. This has been accomplished in most western societies. Feminists now wish to take control of the United Nations."

The Oberlin Review
Republican Griffin critiques feminism
"Apart from the hypocrisy she sees in feminism, Griffin argues that successful feminism is damaging and even dangerous to American society. While she is grateful for the political and civil liberties she has gained through the early feminist movement, Griffin believes that American women achieved equality with their male counterparts over 30 years ago. Since then, the feminist movement has 'succumbed to excess'."

Daily Mail - UK
UK scientists invent male 'pill' that can be taken hours before sex
"British scientists have developed a revolutionary pill that men could take as a one-off contraceptive just before a date. The tablet would prevent a man from being able to impregnate a woman, but within a few hours his fertility would return to normal."

The New Zealand Herald
DV campaigners accused of bias
"Professor David Fergusson and Associate Professor Richie Poulton said their respective long-term studies of people born in Christchurch and Dunedin in the 1970s showed that most domestic violence was mutual."

Telegraph - UK
Climate chaos? No way!
"The Stern report last week predicted dire economic and social effects of unchecked global warming. In what many will see as a highly controversial polemic, Christopher Monckton disputes the 'facts' of this impending apocalypse and accuses the UN and its scientists of distorting the truth."

Spero News
The feminization of the American military
"In a tender love song from the late 1970’s, Bob Dylan asked, 'Can you cook and sew and make flowers grow, do you understand my pain?' To the ensuing barrage of feminist criticism, the somewhat shaken but unrepentant song writer replied: yes, women should be free to do whatever they liked, but 'when a man says he’s looking for a good woman, he isn’t looking for an airline pilot'. "

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