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Vomit of the week award - by Miss Stella, 30 August 2006

Lookout - get out of my way, I'm going to throw up. I've never felt so sick in my entire life.

Warning - don't click this link on a full stomach like I did -

Feminist Allies
Misandry
"When Lesbians "separate" from men they rarely take "female privilige" with them. Often, though not always, men take male privilige in their hunting outings and similar."

What the... ?

What is all that supposed to mean?

Nope. No way. I have no idea what that means. No idea at all. See if you can work it out.

And as for the rest of the upchucking bile, go here -

Feminist Allies
Blog - front page

Thank goodness all men aren't like them. But it does make me feel so creepy just knowing that squirmy little manginas like that really exist. Yuk!

Where do they come from?

They could be anywhere. They could be living next door. Oh no. Now there's something else to worry about. Just when you think the world's getting better, something like this turns up. What hope is there for a beautiful, sexy cartoon girl like me to find a good husband, when the world's full of slimy, spineless manginas, slithering about all over the place?

I'm going to throw up again...

Female politician disgraced - by Miss Stephanie, 28 August 2006

Well, feminists call for more women in politics - to make it a better place with more nurturing and caring. They claim women are a higher class of person then men. They claim women hold higher moral values and therefore a nicer, safer government will be the result. I don't think so...

The Age
Woman MP banned from driving
Australia - "Disgraced MP Carolyn Hirsh has been banned from driving for a year after appearing in court for a second drink-driving offence."

"Her lawyer Mark Champion told the court Hirsh had habitually misused and had been dependent on alcohol and suffered depression."

No doubt this excuse of alcohol and depression was put down to some alleged evil doing by some man in her life - past or present, or both. The media didn't report that. But it's unlikely that she would have accepted responsibility for her own actions. Few women do.

"Mr Champion [lawyer] said Hirsh was overwhelmed by shame and was now abstinent and receiving treatment."

Yeah, overwhelmed by the shame and self-pity of being caught, I'll bet.

Aussie feminists shut-up at last - by Miss Stella, 15 August 2006

You've never heard such a deafening silence in all of your life. Australian feminists made to eat humble pie - and I don't think they like the taste of it at all.

Ha-Ha-Ha...

The Australian Bureau of Statistics has just released their first ever Personal Safety Survey that looks at personal safety and violence for both men and women. It is the very first time that men's experiences about violence have ever been studied. The results of the survey are definitely not what feminists expected.

Ha-Ha-Ha...

Anyway, here's our editor's article on the matter, you might be rather surprised by the outcomes of the survey -

Kitten News - Max Ponti
Australian safety survey kills feminist distortions
"It's no wonder that feminists, the government and the mainstream media in Australia have been so quiet about the release of this new survey. It exposes a huge raft of feminist baloney, lies and deceptions."

And the survey itself -

Australian Bureau of Statistics
Personal Safety Survey

You can tell that the feminists and their allies are still reeling from the news. Even the Office for Women, who commissioned the thing haven't put up anything on their website about it yet and it's been nearly a week since it was released. Also, news stories about it - and all the major daily papers here in Australia ran a page about it - have even begun disappearing from Google News. It's almost as if they've taken those pages down.

It seems like everybody wants to hush it up - except me of course. And make sure you spread the word too. Make absolutely sure that everybody in the world hears about this survey and its data.

Feminist Pru Goward moaning already - by Miss Stephanie, 15 August 2006

Whinge, whinge, whinge...

Sydney Morning Herald
Goward moans about unfair politics
"Women have been so good at winning seats they are more likely to get marginal seats. Safe seats go to blokes because they are going to be ministers," said Goward.

Poor old Pru Goward. It seems that she can't get her own way and wants to blame the "old boys" network in politics for her miseries. Goodness me, she hasn't even resigned from being Sex Discrimination Commissioner yet and she's already complaining about not getting the opportunity to walk into some plush ministerial job.

Talk about an entitlement princess.

You'd better listen here Pru. Before you can park your matronly derriere in one of those cushy minister's chairs, first you have to stand. That means you have to win preselection for the seat and things don't look too good for you so far in that little contest.

Next, after that you have to run in the election and win the seat. And that takes a bit of doing and I don't want to be cruel here, but you don't have a lot of friends out here in the voting public.

And then, if you've finally managed to jump through all those hoops, then you might just get lucky to earn a ministers position, provided the party thinks you have the merit.

I think the poor woman thinks politics will be just like running her quaint fairyland Equal Opportunity Commission.

UK going down for the count - by Miss Stella, 10 August 2006

Yep, the UK Labour government is stuffing up the old country so badly that there's a severe services shortage, or at least there will be soon. Now they're demanding that more citizens pay higher taxes. Thanks to Angry Harry for alerting us to this one.

Telegraph - UK
'Tax rise' to pay for migrants
"Big council tax surcharges will have to be imposed because Government figures have greatly underestimated how many immigrants are arriving, council leaders said yesterday. The alternative was cuts in services."

Now, I must say that this sort of economic mismanagement from a Marxist government like Blair's Labour Party doesn't surprise me. They're all hopeless at running a national economy. It's exactly the same track record they've had all over the world. The old CCCP (USSR) was the most glaring example, but everywhere Marxist inspired governments have been in power, exactly the same thing happens. They have absolutely no idea about basic life and basic human needs, despite the fact they sing high and low about taking care of the poor "oppressed classes" - what a load of old codswallop is that?

They only take care of one class, and that's the class of the ruling elite - themselves. Every other person has to be "equal" - equally poor and equally disenfranchised. Every other person has to do what they say or go to jail. Every other person has to have their lives re-engineered to suit their social ideology. Every other person has to break up and destroy their own family life to suit these Marxist obsessed politicians. And every other person must take on the altruistic mantle of being one of the neuvo-poor "liberated" oppressed classes, even when they weren't one of the oppressed classes in the first place.

That's how these Labour Parties, Democrats and liberals think. If you're doing all right for yourself and your family, then you're public enemy number one. They have ways and means of ripping wealth and happiness away from you so that you'll pay for - being in their eyes - over-privileged. Now they're doing it by flooding Britain with hundreds of thousands of poor immigrants.

Every time another 1,000 immigrants arrive in Britain, you, the people become a smaller fraction. Your vote is worth less. Your opinion becomes less important. Your wealth diminishes. Your individual rights shrink. Your family heritage becomes less important and so do you and your kids.

Once upon a time - and it's no fairy tale - an Englishman's house was his castle. Now he can't even afford a house and then, should he be lucky enough to actually have one, he can be dragged out of it and shoved into jail for daring to utter a quiet word of dissatisfaction to his wife under lunatic laws that his actions constitute family (domestic) violence.

Of course some might think that the Blair government is made up of idiots, but let me assure you that it is not. They're very clever liars and manipulators changing traditional culture and traditional families so they can gain more power and control over you and especially your children.

It's a crying shame to see the once great juggernaut of Britain - once the world centre of decency, civilisation and justice - going to pot like it is now.

Hello...

Hello, yes you.

You people in Britain!

I'm talking to you. You listen up here...

When the hell are you going to wake up and trash this bloody minded, useless, anti-male, anti-family, anti-decency Labour Party? Getting rid of Blair alone isn't good enough. You have to throw out the entire corrupt lot of them, all at once and even then, after they've gone, you'll still have to disinfect every place where they've ever been. The lot of them are a filthy stinking parasitic cancer on humanity and the sooner they're gone, the better for everybody.

Get rid of them!

One real man speaks out - by Miss Stella, 07 August 2006

When I first read this I thought it was written by Maximus, our editor, but it turns out that there's at least one other real man left in this world besides him. Mind you, I don't hold with this man's arrogant attitude towards adultery. You'll have to read the article to see what I mean. But it's well worth it.

Daily Mail - UK
How feminism destroyed real men
"Back in the Nineties, emboldened by the successes of feminism, women sought to slay the dragon of patriarchy by turning men into ridiculous cissies who would cry with them through chick-flicks and then cook up a decent lasagne."

Absolutely correct.

This man tells it like it really is. But there's so many surprises about this article.

Firstly, that it even got published in the mainstream media at all. It proves that feminism is definitely collapsing as a popular concept, and even more amazing is that this article was published in the UK where feminism and political manginas - on both sides of the house - continue to push the outmoded women's issues barrow.

Secondly, that the public comments that follow, are mostly supportive of his sentiments - even from many women. Yes, the people all around the world are getting gut sick of feminist stupidity and starting to voice their opinions. And it's about time too.

Lastly, I'd like to say that I hope you men read this article carefully and take notice of what the man says. Real men, as he describes, are exactly what women want and with real men around the place instead of the wimpy, snivelly SNAGS that try to pass for modern men, women will have no option but to take up their proper and true place along side of men as real feminine women.

But I don't think this fellow's going to stay married for long. I think his divorce will be announced on the Daily Mail's pages rather soon. It's not a good idea to have adulterous affairs and then publish the fact in mainstream media pages upon which your own wife also writes.

That is a recipe for disaster.

There's nothing manly about that.

But, to those men out there who are always complaining about seeking "approval" from women, take heed of what this man says. He does know what he's talking about. Women fantasise about men like him. He is exactly what women really want. Real women secretly desire to be ravaged violently by masculine men, who grunt and smell.

You don't think so?

Just you read some "chick lit". They love it. The more animal a relationship can be, the better they love it.

But don't try it with a feminist - you'll be in jail sooner than you can say Jack the Ripper - a sexual horror story that makes women wetter than watermelons.

Matriarchal mayhem in the USA - by Miss Stephanie, 07 August 2006

There's been an explosion of family violence, it would seem, in the USA. Those innocent little petals of women over there must be having some sort of bad hair-month, the poor dears are going berserk. Anyway, check out this abbreviated list of domestic crime perpetrated by the poor, sad, non-violent, never-researched, female victims of the so-called oppressive patriarchy...

Vindy.com
Woman charged in husband's stabbing
USA - "Police arrested a 21-year-old West Boulevard woman accused of stabbing her husband in the buttocks with a kitchen knife."

And...

Sun Herald - US
Woman charged with dumping hot oil on husband
USA - "A Hancock County woman who allegedly dumped a pot of heated cooking oil on her sleeping husband last month is now facing murder charges."

And...

Mcall.com
Woman Charged With Assaulting Husband
USA - "A 43-year-old Whitehall Township woman was arrested Friday after she assaulted her husband, chased him around their house with a knife and threatened to kill him."

And...

Lowell Sun
Woman charged with strangling her daughter to death
USA - "A Nashua woman accused of strangling her 21-month-old daughter was released on bail after she pleaded innocent in Superior Court last week to second-degree murder."

And...

Hardin County News
Woman charged with trying to burn ex-husband's home
USA - "A Silsbee woman was arrested for setting fire to a Lumberton home on Tuesday, July 11, according [to] Hardin County Sheriff Ed Cain."

What's amazing about all these reports is how casually most of the crimes have been treated, with small bonds and bail being applied for such extremely violent crimes. But of course they're women and Marxist judges love playing the knight in shining armour to these pretty little princesses who do their dirty work for them.

Naturally, these women will all get away with these crimes eventually. They'll lie and sob and blame the real victims - the men - for making them carry out these heinous acts. They'll be excused. They'll be counselled and given rewards by the state. They won't do any jail time or pay any penalties. Some may even garner heroine status from their feminist sisters. They'll all get this biased treatment because politicians and the judiciary want as much violence as they can muster in families, so they can break down the sanctity of marriage and the traditional family.

Open attack on decency by British MP - by Miss Stella, 07 August 2006

The British feminist-Marxist Labour Government openly declares its hatred for families.

Daily Mail
Minister sneers at marriage and the 'traditional family'
"Education Secretary Alan Johnson has launched an outspoken attack on marriage and the two-parent family. "

I've been telling you people this for years. When are you going to start to listen?

It's all a part of their great Marxist social revolution. They're obsessed with the ideology and they want to destroy strong happy families, remove fathers and eliminate patriarchal inheritance so that everybody will be equally poor and destitute.

They introduced unfair Family Law, no-fault divorce, installed pro-feminist man-hating Marxist judges, like this one...

Agape Press
LaBarbera Laments 'Isaiah 5:20 Culture'
USA - "An Illinois family advocate says it's an absolute abomination that the governor of Maryland recently appointed an openly homosexual judge to oversee a family court in Baltimore."

...and, then they promoted hate speech against men and fatherhood - domestic violence lies - whilst providing as much assistance as they possibly could to make it attractive and lucrative for married women to seek divorce. And silly air-headed gullible women have been, and are still being, sucked into their political trap by the millions, daily.

When are you good people going to wake up?

This Alan Johnson is EVEN TELLING YOU, in your face, what he and his party are up to, but most of you still don't seem to get it. Most of you still go on blaming feminism alone, as if it's some isolated case of unexplained peculiar disturbed female thinking.

It is not!

Feminism is but one arm of the great evil of Marxism. It is the sisterhood of that machine. The other arm is of course the brotherhood - the union movement, the Labour parties, the Democrats, the academics, the judiciary, the main stream media, and thousands of Marxist manginas acting out new metrosexual weirdness. Even many in the opposition parties such as Cameron in the UK Tories and Peter Costello here in the Australian Liberal party believe in furthering Marxist principles. They're all over the world like a cancer and they all want fathers out of families and they all want women in the workforce and they all want your children in their brainwashing facilities called childcare centres, pre-schools, schools and universities where they can control the thinking of the next generations - they hope.

They've rewritten the history books, they've changed learning syllabuses, they dumbed down boys and they promoted girls to re-engineer society to suit the ideology of Karl Marx and to dis-empower free thinking men - their only serious enemy.

So stop blaming feminism alone for your angst and miseries and start seeing the big picture.

The personal is political.

And don't go thinking that Republicans, Tories, other conservatives or other pro-capitalistic politicians will help you out of this war against men, because they won't. They're happy to bust up families too, just like the Marxists, so they can have women creating a big pool of cheap labour for their capitalist bosses. They know women with children are happy to work in trashy part-time jobs for low wages and they know that that keeps their big capitalist overlords very happy.

Western governments care only about big business, big unions and big government. You, your wife and your kids are nothing more to them than just slaves to keep their money and power systems running. They couldn't care less what happens to you.

I know some of you do understand, but I have to keep writing this same stuff, because it seems that so many of you just can't grasp the entire message in one go. So keep thinking about it - just don't take too long. And start getting active about getting rid of these creeps like this Johnston here, who wants to change your life to suit himself, his whacky ideology and his power ambitions.

If you don't do it for yourself, then please do it for your kids.

Nein, frauleins shouldn't race cars - by Miss Helga, 07 August 2006

Ano'der vone bitez de dust...

Evening Telegraph - UK
19-year-old girl crashed into the old stone cottage
UK - A man had a miraculous escape from serious injury when a car driven by a 19 year-old girl smashed through his bedroom wall.

Vas ist das matter mit des frauleins und autos? Dey don't seem to be able to keep 'em on der straße. But, by ger-lookin' at de report, it seems sie vas goin' zu schnell at de time - maybe eben ger-racing mit sie boyfriend.

Listen up du frauleins - Autos nicht laufen!

Only men should race cars. Du frauleins alvays go fer de big-Ker-Krauschen-und-Ker-Krunchen - true story.

Feminism ain't dead yet fellas - by Ms Andrea, 07 August 2006

All of you pig-man-scum had better lookout!

We women are on to you and your filth. Just check out this article from almost-feminist-Utopia-Canada. This woman knows what she's talking about and she's on to you.

Canada.com
The 'F' word and the M-thing
"After a period of relative calm, misogyny is back with a vengeance, and it's out for blood."

Out for blood eh?

Us feminists aren't going to just roll over and take it lying on our backs. No way. We'll be out there to fight you swine. And to get started I'm going to have a new T-shirt made up with an all new powerful feminist slogan -

Ha, Ha, Ha... That'll show you.

T-shirts = power!

Vespa calendar girls - by Miss Miranda, 07 August 2006

This is the way girls used to be back in your grandfather's day and it's the way that girls are beginning to go back to now, believe it or not.

Of course Vespa motor-scooters were the ideal mode of transport for young ladies of the day. Just a couple of horsepower, quiet and sober and of course a girl could sit on it and, very importantly in those days, she could keep her legs together. All good girls were modest and chaste at that time - the way they should be and they always kept their knees together tightly in public.

And if you doubt that women are beginning to return to decent and modest ways, just try this link -

The Modesty Zone

But, as you might expect, here's an article from the feminists, who don't think that modesty and decent morals are the right way for women to go...

Sydney Morning Herald
New sexual revolution is going backwards
"Don't get me wrong, reviving romance sounds great, and if young women want to hold out on sex, more power to them. But can you really base a movement, a revolution even, on the idea that women's life goal should be marriage?"

Ah yes, why not?

It's what every good girl should aspire to - a sincere and grateful submission to her superior patriarchal master, a man. What more could a real woman ever want but to serve and pleasure a man?

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Zombietime.com
Lebanese Red Cross ambulance incident - a hoax
"On the night of July 23, 2006, an Israeli aircraft intentionally fired missiles at and struck two Lebanese Red Cross ambulances performing rescue operations, causing huge explosions that injured everyone inside the vehicles. But there's one problem: It never happened."

Times Dispatch
Prison, jail staff cited in sex cases
USA - "Female staff were the offenders in two-thirds of the prison cases, and two-thirds of the victims of prison staff were male inmates, according to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics."

Tim Blair
Cruel ice in retreat
Genesis? The way Al Gore sees it, those happy reindeer and thriving vegetation [in Greenland] represent the apocalypse.

The New Zealand Herald
Teacher 'forced out' by students - and staff
"He was sent home to think about his 'character flaws' which, he said he was told, incited the students' bad behaviour."

Sydney Morning Herald
Woman guilty of illegal abortion
Australia - "In the first abortion trial in NSW in over 20 years, abortion doctor Suman Sood was today found guilty of performing an illegal abortion."

Arthur Hu
Arthur Hu's index of diversity
"This is one of the most complete collections of mass death statistics on the Internet. Dedicated to the hope that people will one day stop using the name of economic justice to kill their fellow man and woman, and finally realize that Karl Marx, not free market capitalism, is the most evil system of thought, and biggest source of death and poverty in human history."

Ifeminists.com
A woman can do anything a man can do
"It's one of the conundrums of our time that while demanding fealty to the dogma of androgeny, feminists condemn the expression of masculine qualities by men and then turn around and demand that "liberated" women exemplify exactly those same attributes."

Daily Bruin
Boy's educational issues deserve attention
"Blaming boys does little to solve this problem, and it also ignores reality. Psychology Professor Judith Kleinfeld from the University of Alaska, Fairbanks found that schools are teaching in ways that boys are less receptive to than girls."

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